God created one country a little more temperate than the rest its countryside a little more beautiful than the rest its farmland better than most it´s rivers were a sight to behold not too fast and full of fish in all perhaps the most desireable piece of land in Europe if not the world. Even it´s women were legendary.
Proud of this accomplishment god pondered on the wisdom of creating such a place. Other´s will covet this and fight over it, the owners would perhaps defend it to the last. The land would be laid to ruin it´s rivers become polluted, all eould be laid to ruin such would would be the ferocity with which it would be defended in response to the determination of those that sought to posses it. How can I prevent this. What can I do to deter others from even going there, what would prevent others from desiring this place. I need a deterent something harmless but hideous something that would deter anyone in their right mind.
After some sleepless nights and a lot of deep meditation the solution became clear in sudden revelation the answer became obvious. Thus the land became filled with the , ,,,,,,,,,,, French.
