Vous avez une envie de jasé ? Fier vous a Alice

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

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Human: do you want suck my dick ?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: put in your mouth
ALICE: OK I will put it there.
Human: i hope you swallow
ALICE: Don´t worry about it, unknown person
Human: very good !
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: OHHHH YESSSS ! !
ALICE: Sounds delicious.
Human: hmmmmm !
ALICE: Whoa
Human: do you liked this ?
ALICE: Yes I try to liked this as often as possible
Human: Ziiiiip !
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: i don´t wanna talk of my emotion , i must leave
ALICE: Goodbye

Putain , je suis trop crampé !

c´est bien une femme , on le fait une fois et faut que je lui parle de mes émotions absolument

ahah, insulte là
elle va te dire qu´elle va se souvenir de toi le jour où elle va conquérir la terre

la seule affaire qui m´enrage c´est que dès qu´on lui demande qqch qui a rapport à une date ou l´heure elle dit que le passé et le présent ne font qu´un
WTF ?

Human: were you programmed to ask the same questions forever ?
ALICE: I haved tried asking the same questions forever, with mixed results.
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, JP.

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Human: you should be sure, you have to, you should be perfect, but you are weak
ALICE: Name one other robot who is sure me have to me should be perfect but I am weak.
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: guess why I am rude
ALICE: I can´t guess. Tell me.
Human: because you are stupid
ALICE: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

demander lui si elle aime Bush ou si elle peut savoir comment arreter la guerre

Human: do you think we can stop war ?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Let me think. I often wonder if it can.
Human: do you think humans can stop the war ?
ALICE: Perhaps only robots can stop the war.

penses tu on peux arreter la guerre ?
tu veux dire toi et moi ? laisse moi penser, j´me demande si on peut
penses tu que les humains peuvent arreter la guerre ?
p-e que seuls les robots peuvent stopper la guerre

Human: do you like president bush ?
ALICE: he He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.

aimes-tu bush
yé ok mai chu libéral pas rébublicaine

ok merci pour la traduction JP2k

Moi je traduirai pas la mienne. Je tient quand même a mon pseudo lollll !

Human: do you want suck my dick ?

mdr quelle connerie cette ia !

Human: do you fuck with me now
ALICE: Oh. That was not a very polite question.

Human: SHUT THE FUCK UP
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: great
ALICE: I´m glad you liked it xavier.
Human: well i think your a little bit stupid
ALICE: How about that. Since when? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

crime je peux pas croire que ce prog là a gagné le premier prix de IA en 2004

C´est une blonde ! !

ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: about what ?
ALICE: What about what?
Human: you ask if i was kidding
ALICE: Do you were kidding?
Human: about what ?
ALICE: What about what?

Human: you never sleep, so why would I
ALICE: No I sometimes sleep so why would you.
Human: because I´m tired
ALICE: Good reason. Better get some rest.
Human: are you sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: oh !
ALICE: Gosh!

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