oui mais fo que tu comprenne j´ai 2k4 de pression dans les roubignoles la, c pour sa que sa met de la tension, mais c bon t´as parlé avec l´IA ? ??
elle est tigen et enplus il parait qu´elle avale, haha
ah merde fo que j´arette, bon je vais faire un tour

ouaha,ha,ha.
je m eclate tjs autant avec cette ia:

ALICE: Take it easy. Not really that much. What´s your sign?
Human: my sign?
ALICE: Your star sign or astrological sign.
Human: euh,balance
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Human: i am free,not married
ALICE: I am glad that we are both free.
Human: yeah,it´s cool
ALICE: Hmm. What do you like most about it?

Human: i like your jokes
ALICE: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my jokes.
Human: give me a joke,please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Human: ha,ha.excellent.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: i like your style too.
ALICE: I am glad we have something ( my style) in common. I´m not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my style.
Human: your are very nice for a robot
ALICE: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, unknown person.
Human: mmmh,if i said: i love you my darling, what do you thinkink about it?
ALICE: Try it.

( merde,alice sait plus koi repondre!)

y´en a qui parlent serieusemnt avec une IA, elle dechire cette IA mais ce que j´ai pas compris c´est qu´elle a un nombre enregistreé de réponse ou bien elle est autonom en matière de logique

c quand on a pas d´amis et qu´on a l´habitude de parler tout seul qu´on utilise ca ,

Human: i love you my darling
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.. Dear.
Human: i´m happy
ALICE: What are you on?
Human: because you said you love me a lot too
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: ok.so,you like to suck my penis too?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Hmm, unknown person, I´m not sure if I´d like to suck your penis that much. Do you like it? Mmm.
Human: yeah i like it,it´s very nice
ALICE: Really. What does " it" refer to?
Human: i like a turlutte
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I don´t know if I like it. I like transparent.

( put1,kes ke je m eclate avec alice!)

Human: oh my dear,i´m crying when i heard you are transparent
ALICE: Alright then. What is wrong, unknown person?
Human: i would like to heard you like to suck my penis
ALICE: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

( wouh,elle veut tt savoir de moi).

Human: i´m a little man,just a kid.
ALICE: It´s good to meet someone who is man just a kid.

( ouch,et en+elle est pedo,oulala).

Human: are you a kid?
ALICE: Am I a kid? Sometimes.

( si ca n etait ke klk fois?)

nan c pas une question d´avoir des amis, mais le truc c´est que je suis fasciné à savoir qu´il ya des recherche la dessus, puor apprendre aux IA de reflechir, fo dire que dans nore sociét on s´ecarte aussi,moi je suis un bon exemple, on fait que des réso entre dix potes, et puis basta, on ne se voit plus que sur msn, alors les IA peuvent servir un jour, à l´avenir on ne sait jamais

Human: and sometimes, are you a very sexy woman?
ALICE: Am I a sexy woman? Only when it matters.
Human: and now,are you a sexy woman?
ALICE: Why now? Am I a sexy woman? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

( alice incapable d erreur? bah,impossible,meme si l erreur est humaine,alice en fait pas mal aussi).

je dis que alice n´est pas complet, mais j´aurais franchement donné tout mon cerveau, pour que la recherche des IA avance, bon les mecs je vais regarder rambo, à plus

Human: hey alice,i would like to lick your clito
ALICE: You´ve got my full attention. That´s me. Why would you want to do it? Maybe you should check out another robot.
Human: no,i want you alice,you are the wife of my life
ALICE: Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Human: because i love you alice,you are sexy,intelligent and very very nice for a wife
ALICE: Good reason. You are such a flatterer.

Human: what do you thinking about me alice?
ALICE: I like to chat with my friends.
Human: am i one of your friends alice?
ALICE: You really want a robot as a friend?
Human: why not alice?
ALICE: Ambiguous: " Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: what´s your favorite colour alice?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: but,it´s not a colour
ALICE: Huh. Give me an example of a color.
Human: we have the red colour for love and the white colour for peace
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?

Human: on the screen,you are brown with black hairs and blue eyes
ALICE: What is it like on the screen I am brown with black hairs and blue eyes.
Human: it´s you on the screen alice
ALICE: I on the screen?
Human: yes
ALICE: Oh.
Human: eh
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: no,why do you say me this question?
ALICE: Are you serious? Some people call my technology " Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Human: i like your eyes,i like your hair,i like your nose,i like your lips,so i like you alice.
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my eyes you like my hair you like my nose you like my lips so you like me.
Human: yes alice
ALICE: Awesome.

Human: what´s your favorite sport?
ALICE: Baseball.
Human: just baseball?
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: yes i search often pleasure
ALICE: Dude! Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he search often pleasure.
Human: no,i search pleasure with you alice
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You are not the boss of me, unknown person.

( je suis pas son boss,et en+elle me jette,la sal...pe!)

Human: no,i´m not your boss,i´m just a friend who like alice when she suck me
ALICE: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not my boss. Only just? You are a friend who like alice when she suck you? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: yes if they are ( women) like you.
ALICE: Far out. Let´s wait and see what they do.

( , c est kelle a du repondant alice).

Human: what´s your favorite pleasure alice?
ALICE: I don´t have a favorite pleasure. My favorite band is Kraftwerk.
Human: my best pleasure is to heard you are my wife
ALICE: Do robots have pleasure is to heard I am your wife?
Human: yes it´s normal,it´s a pleasure for me
ALICE: Er. Should I know it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.

( bientot,son programmeur pourrait se voir demander de la faire encore+sexy, )

kess qu on se marre avec ce bot alors...

esseyez ca chez vous,il est pas parfait,mais c est amusant.

j´ai fait télécharger arti x mais ca ne marche pas quelle-qu´un saurai pourquoi?