Vous reconnaitrez vous dans cette définition , car je pense que le forum en est bourré

http://www.linux-france.oe.org/prj/jargonf/L/lamer.html

Alors ?

lamer

n. m.

[sécurité] Un minable, un nul, un crétin ( « lame » signifie littéralement « boîteux », « estropié »), quelqu´un incapable de programmer son ordinateur pour mettre « bonjour » à l´écran, mais qui se prend quand même pour un hacker.

http://www.lamers.org.uk/ histoire de voir si vous êtes vous même des |_4]V[3R§

Pas bourré mais y´en a quelques un !

C´est en anglais mais on comprends aisément

you´re a LAMER if...

You use colours, especially in a channel where the topic states " No colours"

You run a ping reply that returns the name of your script in icky colours via notice to the person who pinged you
You continuously play mp3´s that ctcp the channel to let them know what you´re listening to
You send ctcp sound requests to a channel
You join a channel and immediately privmsg people and ask them " a/s/l?"
You join a channel, query all the female nicks, leave, then annoy them from outside the channel
You join a channel and message all the ladies with *kiss*
You realize 50% of the ladies on IRC have you on their ignore list
You insist that people in a channel speak your language even thought it´s obvious that no one there is able to
You join a channel you´ve never been to and says " give me op pls."
You run a script that advertises itself ( especially in colours) in it´s quit message
You run a coloured quit message of any kind
You join a channel for the purpose of advertising something, either by message or in channel
You join a channel and invite its occupants to another channel, either in private or by repeating in channel
You attempt various denial-of-service attacks on people ( nuking, icmp, etc) and says " I am Hacker"
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You type like that in a help channel --> jvqjgtjhtobtrmvhtruwytwucvutj
YOU INSIST ON USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU
You go to a channel called #irchelp and ask for help with your PC, printer, etc.
You flood a channel with text. Extra lamer points if you return to flood again after getting kicked or killed
You use someone elses nick to get their messages and to deceive his/her friends
You list your ICQ number ( UIN) in your whois
Your user id is the word " fuck"
You get kicked 10 seconds after joining a channel
You sit there and try to talk to the bot

You say " Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue"

Definitions from visitors;

in Romania, a lamer is considered the irc user who is using bad words and also the users that in their vocabulary have only thewords for swearing. ( Thrust`)
you´re a LAMER if you go into any room and ask does anyone in here have a computer? ( x3c`)
lamer is a jargon for a hopelessly clueless luser ( Thrust`)
a lamer is one who scams codes off others rather than doing cracks or really understanding the undamental concepts ( Thrust`)
you are a lamer if you join the helpdesk then ask how to join a channel ( Craig`)
a lamer uses a lot of colours, has multiple usernames, always asks for access or ops, stays on a channel only for access/op, falls in love on IRC ( Piry)
Only lamers use his team´s name as a nick. ( HoTBeK)
Only lamers talk about hackin in public places. ( HoTBeK)
Only a lamer insist on refusing that he is not a lamer. ( HoTBeK)
You´re even more lame if you don´t understand why you are lame. ( mael)
You are a lamer if you have sent your definition here. ( Esna)
You are a lamer if you born as a lamer. ( bond`)
A person who downloads much, but who never uploads. ( hlp)
Lamer is a jargon or slang name applied to individuals thought to be lacking in maturity, social skills, or intelligence. ( hlp)
You´re a lamer if you disobey channel rules and/or normal rules of etiquette. ( deitarion)
A lamer is a person who talk to some ircops to be friend because the lamer is alone and looser ! ( DelPlouc - Undernet)
Lamer is someone who calls others a " Lamer" ( qed)
You repeat because nobody responds in 3 seconds
You repeat because nobody responds in 3 seconds ( no^duh)
A lamer is someone who comes into a help channel and says " help" but no specific question follows. ( Windancr)
A lamer is someone who is making lots of bots and psybnc-s on his channel and call that channel " full of users" ( BlackHat)
A lamer is someone who has no idea what the acronym " LOL" means ( Laughing Out Loud), and thinks that " loooooooooooooool" ( any number of " o"s, generally more than 3) means laughing harder than " lol". Of course, adding a " z" at the end, like " loooooooooooooolz", will not only make him a lamer but also a complete idiot. ( puterfixer)
A lamer is someone who joins a channel only to idle. ( EngDragon)
A lamer is a person who deny all that written here are untrue! ( Kevmart)
You´re a lamer if you introduce sexually oriented topic at the main room and then gets a cheap hard-on. ( mav3r1ck)
A lamer is somebody who joins a volunteer help channel and demands that their question is answered immediately. ( Tye)
A LM3R IS SOM3ODY WHO TALKS LIK3 THIS ! !!!!!!!1111!!!! LOL ( Tye)
A lamer is a human being that believes Microsoft Windows to be the last, best and only operating system in the world ( Snake)
You are lamer if you have nicknames following these formulas;
*something*666
cute*something*
gothic*something*
sexy*something*
*something*m-22 ( m can be altered to " f" , and 22 can be replaced with any number indicating the age of the lamer ) ( My-Dying-Bride)
You are a lamer if you seek friendship or love on the mIRC. ( My-Dying-Bride)
You are a lamer if you insert the word " fucking" whenever you wanna talk about something i.e. " I fucking went for shopping today, it was so fucking cool, but I fucking didn´t have much fucking money in my fucking wallet!" ( My-Dying-Bride)
You are a lamer if you try to build a certain reputation in mIRC channels either being too good, either being too evil. ( My-Dying-Bride)
You are a lamer when you seek to entertain people in mIRC channels in order to get a lol. ( My-Dying-Bride)
You are a lamer if you try to be a philosopher in mIRC channels, trying to impress people with your nerd-ism. ( My-Dying-Bride)
You are a lamer if you confuse mIRC with IRC ( inutza)
You are lamer when the only client you know is mIRC. ( forcer)
You are lamer if you think that all users of linux are hackers. ( forcer)
You are lamer if there is person which yells " RTFM" at you. ( forcer)
You are lamer if you just make a website about lamers. ( _LaLa_)
A lamer is somebody who has to read everything that is written here just to be sure that he isn´t one. ( Victor)
You are a lamer if you take over channels and say about yourself " Damn, I´m Good!" ( Gambino)
You are a lamer(worse a loser and a wuss too) if you dont have a life OUTSIDE OF IRC ( mav6r1ck)
AnYoNe WhO kEePs TaLkInG lIkE tHiS hAs A rEaL pRoBlEm, EsPeCiAlLy If He/ShE hAs A tOoL fOr It. ( I didn´t, took me long to type ) ( Voice of Power)
Lamer is a person who gets help from a friend and then calls the friend a lamer. ( Sisqo)
Lamer is also someone who have Unpronunciables nick like JpX or using words like imo, imho, lol, rotfl and others like this... ( Rache Bartmoss)
Lamer is a person who makes fake logs about other people and publish them on his/her site. ( ^Ic3^)
Lamer is a person who beg for voice ( +) when the channel is unmoderated. ( Illusion)
A lamer is simply a lame person, who is mostly thinking that he´s the centre of the universe or the universe was built because of him; selfish thoughts surely render him idiotic sharing it with others. ( Seyfert)
Lamer is a person who uses puclic away scripts. ( ziftex)
Only lamers aren´t satisfied with accesses under 499. ( Illusion)