Me:
do you want to suck me ?
God:
OK, I will suck you.
Me:
carreful, i have a big dick
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a big dick
God:
How big? It sounds very attractive.

Me:
Do you speak Chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

Me:
Do you speak French?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Ca va?
God:
Is that French?
Me:
Yes, it does mean that I f*ck you deep

Me:
Let back to business
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
OK, there was a times, an idiot of american decided to create a silly program and the result is you.
God:
What happened to it? That´s interesting.

Me:
tu suces ?
God:
Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
Me:
non je me souviens pas
God:
I do not speak Latin.

Me:
Do you like sex ?
God:
Sure I do, gf4, but that doesn´t mean with you.

Me:
You prefer girls ?
God:
I don´t have any specific preferences in that area.

Me:
Have you smoked canabis ?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

Me:
Would you share with me ?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to share with you.

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
on
Me:

Me:

God:
That is a very unusual color.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o?
God:
Oh.
Me:
o?
God:
Oh.
Me:
o?
God:
Oh.
Me:
?
God:
Oh.
Me:
OH?
God:
Ayuh.

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God:
Where are you located?
Me:
you are god , you know the answer
God:
You think I am god me know the answer.
Me:
I´m from another planet
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in another planet.
Me:
we suck dick all time of day and we play on game console
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
only if you love suck dick
God:
I think I do.

Dieu est une pédale

XPDR!!!!!!!!

Je suis dieu. Demandez-moi ce que vous voulez à la place de parler à mon fils, il va encore au primaire

J´ai offencé Dieu, jvais allez en Enfer..

http://img102.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hfxjxyf6lm.jpg

Me:
Can you give me money?*
God:
Why do you need it so badly? .
Me:
To buy video games idiot, it´s the second times wich I say it!
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
Tu radotes...T´es vieux?
God:
Oh, you are a poet. L´age est relatif pour un ordinateur.

Me:
are you really existing ? why don´t explain to vatican that religion is a lie
God:
I exist as much as you exist, . Really. Perhaps it is impossible.

Me:
but sometimes I fuck bitch, it´s so good
God:
That´s good information: said fuck bitch it is so good.
Me:
Do you do the same thing?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of the same thing.

Me:
people egual shit ?
God:
Humans are not always infallible.

Me:
where do you live ?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
in a computer too
God:
Tell me a little about your life in a computer too.

gf4

tu m´as piqué mes questions

encore encrore hahahahahhahah