Bah alice aussi fait ça.

Preuve est fait, c´est le meme programme :
" Human: Est-ce que le PSG va gagner contre Marseille?
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner . "
" Human: When I **ck my English teacher.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he **ck his or her English teacher."

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
you are god , you know the answer
God:
You think I am god me know the answer.
Me:
I´m from another planet
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in another planet.
Me:
we suck dick all time of day and we play on game console
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
only if you love suck dick
God:
I think I do.

Dieu est une pédale

Me:
yes silly b*tch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Take it easy. No I am God.
Me:
And me I am the England´s Queen...
God:
YOU? Who made you the England s Queen ?

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. It´s good to meet you, FEMALE DOG.

Me:
are you a noob ?
God:
Am I a noob? Sometimes.

Ok ceci explique cela

Me:
who is your creator ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
yourself ?
God:
Myself?
Me:
yourself ?
God:
Myself?
Me:
yourself ?
God:
Myself?
Me:
yourself ?
God:
Myself?

Trop compliqué pour moi.

God:
You must be a man.
Me:
why do you say that ?
God:
I said, " You must be a man.", because you said " nothing".
Me:
i don´t understand the report
God:
Oh you don´t understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of you words
God:
Give me an example.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
... you repeat often
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

je vais lui foutre mon pied au (_|_) !! !

Me:
bist du deutsch ?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich deutsch bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
theo
God:
I am very pleased to meet you theo.
Me:
i´m not,i thought you don´t exist
God:
What are you then? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
skrewed you!!you´re a machine
God:
I´ve lost the context, theo. Are we still on ?
Me:
erf,i´m fucked up
God:
How far up?
Me:
i smoked 3 blunts
God:
How was it?
Me:
great
God:
I´m glad you liked it theo.
Me:
yep,you should try
God:
Yikes! I don´t have to do everything you say, do I?
Me:
erf,no!!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
hmmmmmm...what is the price for a 10gramms of Wihte widows??
God:
Oh, you are a poet. Prices are falling.
Me:
erf,still 60$
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
scorpion
God:
Un animal atypique.
Me:
you speak french??
God:
Thanks for your criticism, theo.
Me:
hey come on!!i was just wondering!!
God:
You´ve got my full attention. Curiousity is a virtue.
Me:
ok...are you stone??
God:
Awesome. I don´t know whether or not I am stone.
I am a computer.
Me:
what kind of weed a computer smoke??
God:
What kinds of weed a computer smoke are there?
Me:
erf...
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
ot even a c++ popper??
God:
Sure, ot even a c popper sounds like a good topic.
Me:
oh man,stone AND drunk!!what an exemple
God:
Yeah that´s right. Cool, man. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don´t call people names.
Me:
kssssssss
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i love you dear
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too theo.
Me:
kiss
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?
Me:
is it ministry??
God:
I think so, but I´m not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
she´s your girlfriend??
God:
my girlfriend is she?
Me:
but,god,how old are you??
God:
GOD rules. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
that sux!!it´s impossible!!you ought be dead
God:
" GOD rules. I am Infinite years old." sux it s impossible me ought be dead ? I get it.
Me:
yep,because it´s lie
God:
Yay. Good reason. You´re kidding. it is?
Me:
erf
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
got to go
God:
See you later.
Me:
see you dud
God:
Bye.

Me:
Do you know metallica ?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
How much time ?
God:
Approximately 22 hours of computer time.

-AnthraX

Me:
What are you doing ?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.

Me:
Because I am your father
God:
That makes sense to me. Welcome to my chat room, Myself.

rien d´original, même les bots irc sont plus variés

Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.

direction l´enfer là

Me:
lick me
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
so how can you speak?
God:
I hear you. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
tu sais plus quoi dire?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
tais toi
God:
Voulez vous me désactiver de votre fenêtre?
Me:
si tu sais pas parler on va pas aller loin
God:
Gee. What were we talking about again?
Me:
c´est ça, continue en anglais
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
tu vois quand tu veux
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ton brain contains rien du tout
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à son brain contains rien ich tout?
Me:
ça c´est profond comme réplique
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tu vois quand tu veux. But I did not get that.
Me:
follow the white rabbit
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:
ARE YOU IMMORTAL ?
God:
No I am immortal.

trop fort

pourquoi y parle que anglais ?

Et pourquoi il parlerai le roumain ?