Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
theo
God:
I am very pleased to meet you theo.
Me:
i´m not,i thought you don´t exist
God:
What are you then? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
skrewed you!!you´re a machine
God:
I´ve lost the context, theo. Are we still on ?
Me:
erf,i´m fucked up
God:
How far up?
Me:
i smoked 3 blunts
God:
How was it?
Me:
great
God:
I´m glad you liked it theo.
Me:
yep,you should try
God:
Yikes! I don´t have to do everything you say, do I?
Me:
erf,no!!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
hmmmmmm...what is the price for a 10gramms of Wihte widows??
God:
Oh, you are a poet. Prices are falling.
Me:
erf,still 60$
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
scorpion
God:
Un animal atypique.
Me:
you speak french??
God:
Thanks for your criticism, theo.
Me:
hey come on!!i was just wondering!!
God:
You´ve got my full attention. Curiousity is a virtue.
Me:
ok...are you stone??
God:
Awesome. I don´t know whether or not I am stone.
I am a computer.
Me:
what kind of weed a computer smoke??
God:
What kinds of weed a computer smoke are there?
Me:
erf...
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
ot even a c++ popper??
God:
Sure, ot even a c popper sounds like a good topic.
Me:
oh man,stone AND drunk!!what an exemple
God:
Yeah that´s right. Cool, man. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don´t call people names.
Me:
kssssssss
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i love you dear
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too theo.
Me:
kiss
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?
Me:
is it ministry??
God:
I think so, but I´m not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
she´s your girlfriend??
God:
my girlfriend is she?
Me:
but,god,how old are you??
God:
GOD rules. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
that sux!!it´s impossible!!you ought be dead
God:
" GOD rules. I am Infinite years old." sux it s impossible me ought be dead ? I get it.
Me:
yep,because it´s lie
God:
Yay. Good reason. You´re kidding. it is?
Me:
erf
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
got to go
God:
See you later.
Me:
see you dud
God:
Bye.