Ah ben oui c'est approprié

"This is the Lance Vance Dance"

I said i had enough of that at school!

La meilleure réplique c'est dans GTA Advance forcément :

_On va enfin se casser de cette ville Mike !
_T'avais dit qu'on avait plus à magouiller avec ces types!

Culte n'est ce pas ?

En effet, rien à en tirer de ce jeu niveau dialogue

hey Nico, Let's go bownling

Allez quelque-unes de plus.

Have you read the manual for this thing?
Co-pilote d'un hélicoptère de la police.

– So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?
– Well, since you put it that way... I'm in.
Gordon et Niko Bellic avant un braquage.

– You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
– I'd be impressed if you had been.
ULP et Niko Bellic.

- Did they die of natural causes?
- I suppose... A bullet in the head is as close to natural causes as anything in this city.
Un docteur des bas-fonds de LC et Niko Bellic, pendant qu'ils examinent deux cadavres dans un coffre de voiture.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
Niko Bellic.

Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way. Exploder: Evacuator Part II. Rated PG may include patriotic garbage.
Narrateur d'une radio dans VC.

Do I look like I can intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried.
Ken Rosenberg dans une conversation avec Tommy.

A deadly curse. A deranged killer. A small town in tears. "Knife After Dark". Rated "R", for "Retarded"
Narrateur dans une radio de VC.

You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife, now shut up and release my client. And your wife's not that great.
Ken Rosenberg.

Come by Amnu-Nation to register to win an anti-aircraft gun, actually used when we whooped Australia's ass!
La voix dans les Ammu-Nation.

Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid.
The Truth, quand CJ lui demande de tirer sur les flics pour pouvoir faciliter leur fuite.

This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night.
Mike Toreno dans une conversation avec CJ.

When I watch a movie, with two chicks and a dude, the public will label it as pornographic. But when I watch a flick with two guys and a chick, and it's in French, probably wins some awards! Calls it arthouse love cinema! But it's revolting!
Dans une interview de radio.

Le "Orgiaque" de Lester quand tu commence le braquage de la Fleeca 😎

Gta 3 : Who da fuck are you ?
Im nobody. Mike Nobody. Nice too meet you.

"Do not say: Like a Doughnut"

Carl Johnson

Rien qu'écouter trevors, tu en reçois toutes les secondes des phrases cultes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaLDnl_fEs

I got a day with a cheese deluxe...
I'm starving here !!!!

Personne ?

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke : Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Elle est tellement légendaire qu'elle est devenu un meme.

Le 21 mai 2020 à 20:23:38 Hmz_31 a écrit :
Personne ?

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke : Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Elle est tellement légendaire qu'elle est devenu un meme.

" Groove street... Home..."
Cj- Gta Sa

" Hey there officier, nice badge, nice badge !"
Lance- Gta Vice city

" Shut up, sit down, relax..."
Tommy- Vice city

" Where's Barbara with big tities and Stéphanie who sucks like a vacum ?"
Niko- Gta Iv

Why did I move here ?

Ah non, ça c’est juste la plus entendue.

Le 07 décembre 2020 à 21:22:33 Angry_MOB a écrit :
Why did I move here ?

Ah non, ça c’est juste la plus entendue.

Je l'avais oubliée celle-là.

Le 07 décembre 2020 à 21:22:33 Angry_MOB a écrit :
Why did I move here ?

Ah non, ça c’est juste la plus entendue.

Le pire c'est qu'elle n'est même pas prononcée dans le jeu, c'était juste écrit pour le trailer.

Vice City

- The rain, she’s très wet this time of the year
- what ?
- Ahh, comment ?
...

Et le fameux

« I poke my head out of a gutter for one freak seconde.... Go get some sleep »
——————-

GTA 4

Si this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for.