J'y étais

Omg

Elle est ou la plainte Barney ?

"Remember to keep yourself alive, there is nothing more important than that "

Ok dégagez les deux

Je suis tombé sur un texte flippant du nom de Xorris

I'll stop you from breathing
-For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

-Live well. It is the greatest revenge.

-Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living.

-There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending.

-Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.

-So long as there are men, there will be wars.

-A man who would not risk his life for something does not deserve to live.

-Don't get mad, get even.

-All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.

-If we don't end war, war will end us.

-An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

-When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

-When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

-It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

-War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

-Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

-In war there is no prize for the runner-up.

-The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.

-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

-A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.

-You know the real meaning of peace only if you have been through the war.

-War is a series of catastrophes which result in victory.

-In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons.

-You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.

-Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has truly never been there before!

-In war, you win or lose, live or die and the difference is just an eyelash.

-The real and lasting victories are those of peace, and not of war.

c'est quoi ça? vous connaissez?

Putain mais c'est la quasi-totalité des gens le savent qu'il y a une énigme.

Putain de grotteux omg.

Y'a moyen de rassembler toutes les pistes pour ceux qui viennent d'arriver ?

Tout est lié en effet

Knokker tu ftg la prochaine fois merci.

Je suis pas chaud pour traduire moi !

go Google trad

ouais google trad c'est de la merde, je vais traduire

La chaine Morasko Petla fait référence à TP Gégé, personnage créé par le yteur ( très peu connu ) François Bizantin. Fin ça je pense que vous l'avez vu

Bordel elle fait peur la vidéo "Comment être heureux ?"

Oui Antoine Daniel et François Bizantin sont lié c'est obligé.

Osef ce mec est pas drôle.

ah non c'est carrément long

Je le regardais un peu y a longtemps quand il a commencé à créer Tp Gégé, il faisait des trucs un peu cons mais originaux.

Mais y a pas très longtemps j'ai vu des vidéos de lui à visage découvert un peu, et ce qu'il fait hors Tp Gégé est absolument nul je trouve

MAIS OUI C'EST CLAIR